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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Feb 14, 2007 0:25:13 GMT -5
Your wish is my command
Your pitch is now so perfect it makes a beutiful sine wave. however because of this the only sound you can make is a loud squeking noise. Even worse its at that annoying high level that only kids can hear so they always beat you up and you kill yourself cause no one understands you
i wish everything i said became fact
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slamb871
Conundrum Cadet
The people or friends we have lost, or the dreams that have faded... Never forget them.
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Post by slamb871 on Apr 8, 2007 22:22:30 GMT -5
Granted! But, now you have lost your ability to speak. Therefore there are no facts for you have said nothing. Everything is a lie, but it can't be because nothing is true. Because of this paradox, our universe decides to disappear to solve this problem, and everyone dies.
I wish I will get accepted into a good college
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Apr 11, 2007 12:29:14 GMT -5
You wish is my command
Your not only accepted into an amazing collage every single collage in the world gives you a scholarship because of your guinus unfortunatly all of this good news arrives on the same day flooding your house with mail and burying you under a ton of mail in which all your family dies but you. However when you get home you are still exstatic of getting into all these collages (your didn't notice your family) you then jump for joy all across town. Unfortunatly one of those places was right in front of a train and your died right on contact
I wish that i could slow time down so i could have more time for fun
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Post by scooter on Apr 17, 2007 0:52:46 GMT -5
Well... way... to... go...
You've... slowed... down... time... and... you... can... have... all... the... fun... in... the... world... that... you... want....
Not... that... you... have... any... one... to... play... with... 'cuz... all... your... friends... are... moving... so... slow...
And... if... you... think... the... wait... time.... on... your... compu... ter... down.... loads.... was... slow.... you.... ain't.... seen... nothing... yet....
How... did.... you.... manage... to.... slow..... down...... time.......... any......... way...........?
Hey.........! What's............... that .................. big...................... swirling ................................. black.................................. hole................................... up............................................. in........................................... the............................................. sky...............................?.........................?
Uh................................ o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o h h h h h ...........................
I wish there was anti-solar power, so that my solar-powered water heater would let me have a warm shower when the weather is rainy and cold instead of when it is hot and sunny.
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slamb871
Conundrum Cadet
The people or friends we have lost, or the dreams that have faded... Never forget them.
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Post by slamb871 on Apr 17, 2007 12:46:42 GMT -5
You have discovered how to produce anti-solar power. Then you decide to take a shower one hot afternoon to cool down. You step in the shower with the cold water on. The anti-solar power heat generator releases energy to the sun, cooling the temperature of the water to just above absolute zero and you freeze trying to cool off. ( It is also in a society that uses some super liquid to bathe in)
I wish become part of a rock-n-roll band.
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Post by energythief on Apr 17, 2007 17:17:08 GMT -5
Your wish is granted!
You wake up to discover that you are now the living skin of a drum, and the drummer that beats on you is part of a band that plays aggressive hard driving music. You are beaten and bruised for eternity. (Well, until the band drops off MTV rotation, anyway.)
I really wish there were more hours in a day.
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Apr 17, 2007 17:32:08 GMT -5
Your wish is my command
now the earth spins at half the speed it used to making the day twice the length that it was before. but because of this the gravity of the earth weakens causing peices of the earth to fly into the air, this includes the entire country of canada, (somehow gravity works on national boundaries) so your house is now suspended in the air with you included,
luckily though you were in new york in the time visiting family, but in another unfortunate happening of the weakening gravity the moon crashes to the earth happening to land directly on top of you killing you instantly
I wish that i owned everything in the world there is to own (except people) and that nobody knew so i couln't be blamed for the problems
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Post by phlakk on Apr 19, 2007 11:22:18 GMT -5
your wish is my comand *poof!*
you now own everything! (except people.) that includes an armed nuclear device sitting in your very large storage closet. unfourtionatley you, not owning a bomb expert, has left you with insufficient knowledge do dissarm it. as you are running to your large bomb shelter, it detonates, destroying everything you own. including you.
small wish: i wish i had all the next gen console systems w/ all the games that will be available for it
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Apr 19, 2007 18:10:15 GMT -5
What do you think i can just snap my fingers *snap* and all... oh i guess that does work
You now have all the next gen consoles systems all the games that will ever be avalible for it (even the bads one but your OK with that) unfortunalty because most of these games are still on the drawing boards or still being tested you are clearly violating a whole ton of laws. you probably would of gotten away with this clear stealing of lots of intelectual property before it exsists but you have a nosy neighbor who hates your guts. this neighbor sees the game console and games while sneaking into your house (he does it every tuesday when your at work) and spots the games before you've even played them. he then plays all your games, then calls the police to tell them about it. then he destroys all the games claiming to the police it was you destroying the evidence of your crime. Now you are put into jail for lifwe because you can't pay the gianormus fines that are cost to you. So you end up in jail with no games and the knowledge that your neighbor played them all before you. CONGRATULATIONS
I wish i could grant everyones wishes
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Post by energythief on Apr 23, 2007 23:12:49 GMT -5
paradox!
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Apr 23, 2007 23:21:48 GMT -5
was there a rule against that
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Post by Haiku the Dreaded Leprechaun on Apr 25, 2007 13:44:03 GMT -5
I wish i could grant everyones wishes Wish granted you started to grant everyone's wishes when someone wished you couldn't grant anymore wishes which causes you to implode into a self contained quantum singularity! I wish the smurfs were real |
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Post by Amynthis on Aug 19, 2007 21:19:49 GMT -5
Granted!
The smurfs now exist, and believe all human beings are as evil as Gargomel, because of this, they build an army, rebel, and destroy all human life on this planet.
I wish I had a Pepsi right now
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Post by Uncopyrightable on Aug 20, 2007 9:23:29 GMT -5
Granted
You now have a Pepsi, hidden somewhere so well that you can't find it and you make it your mission in life to find it no matter what.
Three days later you die of thirst.
I wish that I was a professional filmmaker.
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Post by Haiku the Dreaded Leprechaun on Aug 21, 2007 17:31:22 GMT -5
***poof*** YOUR WISH IS GRANTED You are now the person who professionally makes the film that is used in cameras of all types, you have been kidnapped by the CIA to make thier film and are forced to live in a dark dank basement in the bowels of the pentagon living off of water and MREs. Enjoy your new carrear  I wish the new puzzles were up already |
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Post by Uncopyrightable on Sept 1, 2007 17:55:45 GMT -5
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED
The new puzzles are now online however due to ET not having enough time to finish them they are impossible thus making true Enigma fans die of thirst as they have all made solemn vowd to not drink until they complete those levels which are unsolvable.
Although I like my CIA job I wish I was a stuntman.
< Two stars, 50 posts, ;D
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Post by Haiku the Dreaded Leprechaun on Oct 3, 2007 18:16:46 GMT -5
***SHAZAAAAAAM!!!!***
You are now a stunt man. I have made it so that your growth into being a man has been stunted and now that makes you no taller than 4 feet. The good news is this let you sneek out of the pentagon and now you can travel with the circus as a mechanic for the tiny clown car because only short people can work on those being as they are so small.
I wish I had four of every Magic The Gathering card ever made.
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Post by Uncopyrightable on Oct 11, 2007 13:03:58 GMT -5
Wish Granted - You're going to regret that ^
Because I can't make cards things appear from thin air (yet) those cards have to come from somewhere, I had to get from some poor geeks who have devoted their whole lives into collecting one of each card and keeping it in a geeky plastic case, (don't ask how I know they do that) anyway...
When they check their cards to find some gone they lose it and commit suicide ** and when the FBI/CIA/MI6/ETC. realise that all suicides happen at the same way they get suspicious so using their satellites and the World's best hackers (me inclusive working for the CIA as a filmmaker as well) I find you and tip them off secretly. You are arrested for causing mass hysteria and are tortured to death, screw the Geneva convention.
Told you that you'd regret that.
I wish I could become a professional hypnotherapist
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Post by Haiku the Dreaded Leprechaun on May 15, 2008 21:39:52 GMT -5
**PoOf**
Wish granted
You are a professional hypnotherapist, you are in fact so good that you hypnotize yourself. You are now the slave of the last client you had who just happens to be Gary Busey. You now spend your days immitating a chicken-dog for his entertainment.
I wish Standoff was still on the air.
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Post by stupidcheeseboy on May 29, 2008 16:07:37 GMT -5
And so it shall be
Actually you made it happen yourself. You rallied fans, roused viewers and got the attention of the channel bosses. In fact, in your crusade you became so enthused you decided to try and write some new episodes. Your first few drafts were rejected but you had become determined to become a part of the legend that Standoff now was. Your enthusiasm slowly twisted into obsession as friends and family became abstract concepts to you .You now spend your days holed up in an apartment ,with Standoff playing on a loop in the background, convinced that this time your work will be acknowledged as the masterpiece it is.
I wish cheese were an aid to dieting.
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