Post by PatientlyWaiting on Nov 20, 2007 21:43:25 GMT -5
Long ago in 1412 a guy tripped and fell of a quarter-horse before falling to his feet on fire. This Day is remembered by mathmaticians as PiZZA Day because they all didnt not not have smiting of qwerty. Too late did checkmate happen and never-ever did it occur in their holidays that they were celebrating. Consequently, terror reigned when the pandas committed themselves to smiting not exalting garrettrub. His brain eventually imploded causing a void from his neck down but he didn't notice the problem until he tried to decode a puzzle that any normal enigmanian would find obvious. However, he still couldn't contibute more than five syllables to help ET do any fun twists in future. Therefore the butterflies would seek to avenge the smited qwerty. Later, qwerty pledged to seek truth and justice for the terminally negative enigmanians who were ridiculed for explicit posts on the edge of the world. However he ran 10,000 miles just hoping he time and time again would become immortal, exalted and remembered with fondness. Arriving earlier than expected he clambered upward grabbing fistfulls of nukes defying god foolishly. God forsaken land, thought God is never nice. Finally, someone bellowed out "Hail" nothing happened. This event caused great consternation amongst the constapated inn-keepers. Renouncing God, he ruled supreme. God forgave him. Enlightened, the people rejoiced at endless puzzles soon to come. When they finally arrived amidst the disheartened puzzlists, they were excited. Happily, they solved them without resorting the dubious website of energythief which allowed no escape from torture and despair. Very, very eagerly, Enigmanians contimplated the extremely annoying riddles haphazardly. Soon, demand Yoda MONKEY! "This is getting ridiculous!" said the author sketching his very tiny mustache onto his god's temple. This is why, his godliness with his big evilness, he destroyed many of the hominids because the sun eclipsed. Next morning, however, there was bright 11800-watt floodlight that looks like moonlight.
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