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Post by Haiku the Dreaded Leprechaun on Jun 8, 2008 14:30:48 GMT -5
abrakapocus... your wish has been granted
cheese is the new diet aid and is now a fad of its own. now that everyone is eating cheese the price per gallon of milk ias gone up to $10 a gallon, more and more cows are dying from over production, people are starting to end up in the hospital because of calcium deposits all over thier bodies. in fact all of this cheese consumption has lead to genetic changes in the human structure that are being passed down to children and creating a new genetic disease that will wipe out all of the human race except for those whose ancestors couldn't join into the cheese fad because of a lactosw intolerance.
i wish i could fly
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sprinterash
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Post by sprinterash on Jun 17, 2008 18:33:39 GMT -5
A genie appears and grants your wish. You can fly.
Unfortunately you didn't wish to be able to land. You fly permanently and have to reach down from the sky and grab food from unsuspecting fast food proprieters. This is of course insanely difficult and you are starting to lose unhealthy amounts of weight. Have a nice life and try not to starve skinny.
I wish that i knew all the answers to this whole puzzle, even the unmade levels
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Post by Hakdo v.0 on Jun 17, 2008 23:54:00 GMT -5
Wish granted:
You now know all the answers of this whole puzzle, even unmade levels, via a cheating site. However, the puzzle has been shut down by the time you are checking that cheating site because ET and Ripperdoc are both bankrupt and no donations has been made since day 1 of launch of the puzzle.
I wish I can get a winning lottery ticket and eventually claim the prize.
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Post by stupidcheeseboy on Jun 19, 2008 7:59:25 GMT -5
You wish is granted You buy the winning lottery ticket, a jackpot of $100 million. You will never have to work again. You can have all the cars you have ever wanted. Buy a house in any country you desire. Go anywhere. See anything. Do what you want. There is no struggle in your life. Nothing to aim for. Your life of luxury becomes meaningless and you decide to give away your wealth and return to the life you had where you once again find contentment and purpose.
I wish Hakdo gave me his $100 million
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sprinterash
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Post by sprinterash on Jun 19, 2008 21:03:48 GMT -5
Wish granted
The exact same thing happens to you except you also decide to donate your body to science
i wish i had something to eat
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Post by Haiku the Dreaded Leprechaun on Jun 22, 2008 15:13:38 GMT -5
*poof*
here ya go
I show up with a sheet full of brownies, you eat them quickly. This did not give you the chance to let me explain that the ex-lax laced brownies were for someone else who wished them for an enimy I was carrying them and stopped by to give you a pizza. The ex-lax was a specail genie brew also, so now you are left with a pizza and an eternal case of the runs.
I wish i was a Jedi
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Post by stupidcheeseboy on Jun 23, 2008 8:05:43 GMT -5
yay, cool wish.....ala kazam! The force is strong in you my son...
You are trained in the ways of the Jedi by a master. You learn quickly and become arogant and dismissive of your teachers. You fall in love with the princess whose safety is entrusted to you but gradually you are lured away to the dark side. You will never be there to be a father for the children she bears you and you spend your life in misery, hate and regret.
I wish I could remember everything I need to do each day and be better organised
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Post by Amynthis on Jul 4, 2008 21:25:36 GMT -5
Granted!
You now remember every detail you have to do, from the dire to the mundane. The only problem is that all the things you remember leave you with no free time to relax, ultimately driving you into a depressed and lonely state, and soon leaving you insane.
I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator
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Post by scooter on Jul 4, 2008 23:56:26 GMT -5
Presto!
You go to a hypnotist who helps you to stop putting things off until later. The bill that is due next week, you pay right away. The paper that is due in three weeks, you buckle down and get it done in a day. You think you should get some exercise, so you jump right up and go out for a walk. On your walk you pass a billboard advertisement for a funeral home. It says, "Everyone dies someday." You think, "Why put off until tomorrow..." and drop dead.
I wish I understood all the languages of the world.
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Post by stupidcheeseboy on Jul 7, 2008 3:52:25 GMT -5
The Babelfairy visits you and ping! You can understand every language and every form of communication. You can comprehend animals and birds as they interact with one another. You hear the wind and the rain.The sound of the grass as it grows and you realise that the very planet itself groans as man destroy its very being. You are unable to live in the presence of such torment and slowly loose your mind.
I wish I enjoyed toddler groups more.
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Post by Haiku the Dreaded Leprechaun on Sept 24, 2008 13:32:05 GMT -5
Clatu Verata Nictu... wish granted
you enjoy toddler groups, as a matter of fact you love them so much you start your own compound and start hoarding them. you have over 1000 toddlers at this compound and they go crazy because you can't feed them all at once they all attack you and you eat the flesh off of your bones, this somehow gives them unnatural powerful intelligence and they create thier own society with thier ultra smart toddler brains they know they can create a reality TV show, the proceeds from this show (in which they called "police can't invade a compound run by toddlers") help these toddlers to conquer the US, they then invade Canada, on to south america, once they set this up they have enough military power to complete and they take over the world. With the world under thier control they wish to use the Haddron Colider, they turn it on and the atoms end up doing what they were supposed to do, this causes a problem though because the collision caused a huge rift in space as we know it, somewhat of a super black hole. This in turn ends the universe, however the end of the universe is actually the begining because the huge reaction that happened from that machine is actually the big bang that created the universe.
I wish American Idol was canceled
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sprinterash
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Post by sprinterash on Jan 25, 2009 22:13:00 GMT -5
Some Really Clever And Funny Magic Words... wish granted
American Idol, for some completely unexplained reason, winks out of existance. unfortunately the brainless masses with nothing to watch turn on the government. they "vote the president off the island" and vote in, through a very elaborate and strange "real life" choosing process, a new potentate. now nothing is private. the only show on T.V. and the only life is called "LIFE:THE ULTIMATE REALITY SHOW" everyone's life is on the big screen and there are very strange "tasks" every day to stay alive. enjoy your own living hell.
I wish that my latin project were finished
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Post by Hakdo v.0 on May 31, 2010 21:05:12 GMT -5
Wish Granted. Your Latin Project has finally finished, after weeks after weeks after weeks of work. However, the project received criticisms after criticisms after criticisms during the assessment. And those who do assessment have unanimously agreed to give the project a ranking of "Fail", meaning you cannot graduate this year. I wish I can get hold of a brand new cellphone.
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