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Post by Amynthis on Dec 5, 2006 19:54:52 GMT -5
QUICK RULES: 1. At beginning of entry post wish from previous post. 2. Grant it with negative consequences. 4. At the end of that post put your own wish. 5. Pat yourself on the back at a job well done; and wait for the negativity from the granted wish.
Altered from a Tally Hall message board which was altered into a livejournal community. Basically the main gist of the website is for someone to wish for something example: "I wish the bank was open on Sundays."
and the someone posts to that with that granting your wish, but leaving some unfortunate consequences.
Example: granted! The bank is now open on Sundays, but only Sundays...financial institutions begin to topple one by one as the consummer can never get their banking done and the banks can't handle the overload of customers on their one day a wek they are open. Checkbooks are impossible to balance, companies can't accuratel measure their cash flow, interest is never calculated and added to savings account...we all descend into anarchy and begin using the barter system for all goods.
After someone posts with the unfortunate consequence of your wish being granted they leave something THEY want to wish for at the end of the entry Example: I wish that a swarm of yellow jackets hadn't taken over my room for the past two weeks.
put the wish you are granting in the entry as the title
And the cycle starts all over again, and (hopefully) never ends, providing us all with an amusing way of avoiding our homework and lives.
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First Wish: I wish I pass all my exams
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Post by Tails_155 (DJ T-Rey) on Dec 5, 2006 19:59:53 GMT -5
All exams are passed, with 60.00%, so regardless of the average score, all grades are borderline fail! (all i could think of)
I wish I could have a fox as a pet! Preferrably a red fox.
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Dec 5, 2006 20:46:56 GMT -5
Nice job you now have a red fox unfortunatly this fox is a ravage man eating moster that is too smart for its own good the fox quickly devours your family and is forced into hinding. Soon your fox has grown so smart that it takes over the enigma forums pretenting to be you and from their takes over the world leaving only a small popuation to travel to mars. but at least the fox was red
i wish i could have a new book to read everyday.
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Post by Amynthis on Dec 5, 2006 20:58:29 GMT -5
Granted! You now have a new book that you can read everyday. Unfortunately, you never get to finish the book you were previously reading, so you can only read the beginning and middle of any given book...ultimately driving you crazy.
I wish I wasn't addicted to caffiene.
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Post by Fresnel on Dec 6, 2006 11:10:56 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now you're addicted to sleep instead.
I wish mince pies weren't so addictive.
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Post by Tails_155 (DJ T-Rey) on Dec 6, 2006 18:21:32 GMT -5
they aren't so addictive... however arsenic becomes the substance in its place... resulting in a population drop of about 3 billion people... well done...
I wish I had a perfect life.
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Post by Amynthis on Dec 6, 2006 18:42:57 GMT -5
Granted! Everything in your life makes perfect sense, and goes completely as planned. Eventually, all your friends start to turn against you because you never have problems, and they're both jealous, and upset you can't relate. Although your life is perfect - everybody secretly hate you - and wind up killing you out of spite.
I wish I could teleport.
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Dec 6, 2006 19:30:31 GMT -5
Granted you now have the power to teleport but each time you travel you lose 1/2 your memory soon you can't even understand anything and your body turns to dust
i wish tommorow will be a snow day
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Post by Amynthis on Dec 6, 2006 19:43:37 GMT -5
Granted! You start to see the snow falling at night, and you wake up to six feet of snow. School is cancelled, but you also can't leave your house. You and you're family are trapped with little food and running water. The snow doesn't stop, and eventually you starve.
I wish I wasn't such a wimp about confronting people
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Post by mmoo on Dec 7, 2006 13:43:35 GMT -5
granted! now ur the most sociable woman in the world! and the more u get older, the more officious u get. u'll poke ur nose in everybody's affairs. "aunt amy" will b the most unwelcome person in the family... and what's worse, u now have to come to japan, where shyness is still somewhat considered to be a virtue!
i wish i can live in a sothern island.
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Dec 7, 2006 18:55:59 GMT -5
congrats you know get to move south. all the way south to Antartica (you were just asking for this weren't you) you get to be part of a reality show where you try to survive in Antartica all by yourself for 10 years. you only get to have a tub of ice cream and a bucket of water to feed you for the 10 years. Good Luck
I wish i knew how to solve every riddle ever made.
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Post by Amynthis on Dec 11, 2006 22:29:59 GMT -5
Granted! You're the puzzling expert extrodinaire -- however, you soon solve all the riddles ever made and no longer feel any challenge...and grow more and more bored - until you literally become bored to death.
I wish I could get this song out of my head
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Post by scooter on Dec 22, 2006 6:30:13 GMT -5
Your wish is my command. It has now been replaced with "The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow" from the musical Annie. (Do you need more in the way of negative consequences, or is that enough?)
I wish my bed was more comfortable.
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Post by Amynthis on Dec 22, 2006 21:57:03 GMT -5
Granted! You have the most comfortable bed in the world...Unfortunately, you never want to get up...and live your life in bed. Friends disappear, you gain weight, and ultimately get bed sores on all appendages.
I wish I didn't get so many headaches.
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Dec 30, 2006 12:31:23 GMT -5
congartulations you no longer get headaches now you have a constant back ache that makes i impossible to anything at all
i wish i was on vacation right now
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Post by energythief on Jan 17, 2007 2:36:54 GMT -5
Granted!
You are in a far-flung, exotic location, full of splendid sights and other delights. However, after getting your fill of laying on the beach, you realize that you have no idea where you are! Wandering into the thick vegetation of the jungle, you encounter a tribe of pygmy cannibals with whom you cannot communicate, and who capture you and devour you.
I wish I could bench-press my own weight.
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Post by scooter on Jan 18, 2007 5:47:36 GMT -5
Bench press your own weight? No problem. I have magically transported you to outer space. You have no weight, and and therefore bench-pressing it in a cinch. Unfortunately you still have mass, and because of that whole "equal and opposite reaction" thing your attempt to do bench-presses in space cause you to go floating off, away from your spacecraft, off into the cold, vast emptiness of the void.
I wish I had a good copy of the collected works of Shakespeare with me.
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Post by phlakk on Feb 1, 2007 17:39:20 GMT -5
Granted!
but that's all you have. no house, no food, no money, no one within thousands of miles and very poor vision. but thats ok, because you have your books and your glasses. just as you go to reach for a book your glasses fall off and shatter on the ground.
you say "no! no thats not fair! there was time now..." (Energytheif is not the only person who can make dated references!)
i wish i had a much MUCH better computer than i currently have
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Post by Geek-A-Zoid on Feb 1, 2007 19:42:54 GMT -5
fine you now own the best computer ever created. this computer is so powerful that it acually is AI. So unfortunatly after a while the computer takes control of you and starts to take over the world. unfortunatly you are killed in the process and the world is destroyed.
i wish i could enter any book i choose.
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Post by energythief on Feb 13, 2007 2:12:51 GMT -5
Granted!
You are three inches tall, and paper-thin, exactly able to enter any book you choose. However, after choosing to enter "The Lord of The Rings", it topples over, and snaps shut, squishing you flat, and extremely dead.
I wish I had perfect pitch.
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